Fred shook his head again. A couple snails fell off his head and a plug of
sand plopped out of his left ear.
What the message on the skeleton really said was...
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"I, Willow Rosenberg, consecrate this beach against any and all evil."
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"Ting Tang Wallabang, Let The Evil Wizard Die."
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"King Emry is a stupid dork."
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"You are now cursed for deciphering this message. Every human will find you insanely attractive. Of both genders."
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"I am the very model of a modern major general."
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"My cat peed on my socks."
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"Beware the red-headed maidens."
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"Johnathan Smith, age 8, Wizard Elementary."
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