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Just as Jolyon started on the first line of a long incantation, they heard
the back door open and close, and a voice bellowed: "Jolyon! Where are you,
apprentice? Have you opened the shop again?"
The apprentice gasped. "The Master is back!" Before he or anyone could say
or do anything else, the door to the back room was flung open, revealing a
short bald man wearing a long flowing cape that seemed too long for him but
still fit somehow. He swept the room with a commanding gaze and said
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Have you seen my glasses, Jolyon? I'm half blind without them. What are those noises? Do we have customers?
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Jolyon, Jolyon, what have I said about starting orgies without me?
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You are all a bunch of perverts!
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Hubba Bubba, I mean hubba! On second thought I do mean Bubba. Would you like some gum, Ma'm?
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Why is that dog naked?
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Well that explains the clothes I tripped over in the back room. I'm afraid my defense spells disintegrated them.
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Hey ho oo ha ha ting tang walla walla bing bang!
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A perfect illusion, apprentice. I thought for a moment they were real.
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Well met, lord Federigo.
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Alright, who wants pie?
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