Cursed Clown Costume

"I suppose clowns tend not to be very bright. Well done! Can I have the costume now please?"

"I'd better keep wearing it in case we run into any more clowns."

"I suppose. In that case, please will you buy me something else to wear?"

"No way, bitch! I'm not yo' suga' daddy. You want something, you earn the money yo'self. Girl with a body like yo's shouldn't find that too difficult."

Astra gasped, then said: "Fred, I think the costume is starting to affect you. Take it off!"

1. "I'm sorry, Astra. I don't know what came over me. I'll take it off at once."
2. "You kidding me, bitch, right?"
3. "It seems to be stuck on somehow."
4. Fred's only response is to shoot Astra in the face with a jet of water from the flower in his lapel.

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