Mr. Richland's Favorite Song

"I also decree," Judge Smith continues, "that the defendants must sing as their punishment. Furthermore, I rule that they both need to sing immediately!"

You and Kim glance at each other. You both have the same idea, you discover, so you smile and wink at each other. The two of you join hands and begin to sing quite badly, but still enthusiastically:

"SOME-BODY once told me, THE WORLD is gonna roll me..."

1. Judge Smith unexpectedly cuts in for the next line: "I ain't the sharpest tool in the sheeddd...", he sings.
2. A very angry Judge Smith pounds the lectern with his gavel, and re-sentences you both to be sent to the electric chair. Like right now.
3. Having sung one line, and technically fulfilled the required punishment, you and Kim dash out of the courtroom.
4. Same as above, but you're too embarrassed to admit that was the only line of that song you both knew.

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