Who you gonna call?
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 87215
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Oh no! Everyone in the store has fainted! Acting like the responsible
citizen your Mom would like to believe you are, you find a phone and dial
911. You have never done that before and don't know what to expect, but
it's what they do in all the movies, so...
"You have reached 911," a brusque voice says. "Hello, this is..." "Shut yer goddam yap and listen! This is a recording. Now calling an emergency number is serious business. If this is a prank call, we'll send a couple of goons to beat the living daylights out of you, and I don't mean the Timothy Dalton movie. And don't think we can't find you because it isn't your phone. We have our ways. End warning." There is a brief pause, some static, and a much friendlier voice says, "Hello, what can I do for you, son?" "I-I-I'm in a thrift store," you stutter. "Okay, that's simple. Just find the door marked EXIT and walk out. Keep your hands visible and don't make eye contact, and you'll be fine." "But everyone's unconscious!" "Now there's one for the books. Hey fellas, come listen to this! First time I've got a call from an unconscious person." "I meant everyone but me." "Why didn't you say so?" "I figured that was implied." "Never assume, son, it makes an ass of u and me." "What?" "Never mind. We've traced your call and have people on the way. It's important that you
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