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Mark Hamill, star of three science fiction films and not much else, approaches Kim and begins first aid. You stand around like an idiot.
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Hamill tells you to call 911. You do so.
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You're so excited to see Luke Skywalker you faint.
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You run off, screaming and ejecting various G-rated bodily fluids.
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Harrison Ford runs up and helps out.
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Matt Smith runs up and kicks Mark Hamill in the butt.
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A blue telephone booth, about fifty feet tall, obliterates several cars and most of the road outside.
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You call 911 without prompting. Sadly, Verizon has purchased 911 and you have to listen to an advertisement.
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