Bill Murray Versus Lolcats

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 86853

"Oh, I mean...IZ NOT UR TOWN, MURRAY!" screams the Lolcat. Bill Murray pulls out the battered and scratched proton accelerator and fires the beam right into the cat's face.
Quite simply, the Lolcat's head exploded.
"Oh noes!" the other cats cry. "IZ SCARED!" They flee. Peta sues Bill Murray for killing the creatured that caused two billion in property damage and most importantly, endangered countless lives. And it was just this one dead cat alone, as evidenced by the security footage. The support of seventeen different people, all injured by said Loleader, does nothing to discourage the fifteen seperate lawsuits Peta eventually brings.
Bill...

  1. ignores the lawsuits and travels the world looking for Lolcats to blast.
  2. blasts Peta with the proton accelerator.
  3. romances Brin (it's okay, in this fictional reality Bill is single).
  4. runs screaming down the street, blasting random things.
  5. realizes the proton pack was just a movie prop all along. But how did he blast the Lolcat?
  6. realizes he has to deal with a worse menace now. Lolbreties. "I IZ AFFLECK!" screams a washed up has-been.
  7. realizes he is Josh Burbank with multiple personality disorder. The large age difference between the two entities is never explained ever.

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