I'm Not You Stepping Stone

Bill Murray shrugged and proceeded to buckle up. "Yeah, just like Gozer in the movie. And then I said my line. I'm not denying that it happens, you know, the meaning is more like noone does it and lives to tell about it." He pulled out the wand thingy (no, the ghost busting one), hit the power switch and nodded at the familiar hum. He considered adding that it's standard badass stuff, but didn't want to set up Lots for any fart jokes.

"Oh okay. But Gozer wasn't alive was he? He was a ghost."

"No he wasn't, he was Go-zer. The others were go-zts. Something. You'd have to ask Harold, he played the brainy type."

"Never mind. What yo gonna do now, Bill?"

"Same old trick. Cross the streams."

Lots42 looked up at the giant LOLcats towering above them, then he looked around for other ghostbusters, finding plenty of the former and none at all of the latter, present company excluded. "And how are you going to do that all on your own?"

1. Move very fast.
2. Poetic licence.
3. Mirrors.
4. Run across bridges.
5. The are distracted by Brin and Sara getting trapped in a church that is about to be stepped on.
6. Where did this flipping town come from anyway, weren't we just walking down a staircase?

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