March of the Monkeys
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 86699
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“But Astra-a-a-a-a…,” Bob droned nasally as he reluctantly
lumbered after the princess. “Come ba-a-a-a-ack! Stop being such a prick
tease!” Astra spun around and grabbed him by the throat. “What did you call me?” “Ah, ah, ah,” came Robert’s reply. “Don’t forget about the monkeys.”Astra glanced about warily and finally relinquished her grip. “You do like it rough, don’t you?” Bob blustered on, rubbing his neck. “Quite alright. Um…well….fine. Have it your way. I’ll follow you out there if - and this is a very big if - you let me stick my head between your melons right this instant. That simple.”“No.” “Fine,” Robert conceded. “But after we deal with these smelly Hespaniards I want to consummate our love, ASAP. If you would like, we can get a couple of the hotties to join in. Or, if you really want to get kinky, we could [this portion of Bob’s dialogue has been censored]….”Astra shook her head. “By the gods, you truly are a pervert.” “So it’s a deal?” Bob brightened.“Sure,” the princess lied. “Whatever you want, Bob. But first we need to check on Fred and Alexis! Now come on, we’re wasting time!” The crooked outlaw gave a shrill whistle and sure enough about fifty or so monkeys came bounding in, swarming about chaotically before finally gathering neatly behind him like a well ordered army, forming three columns. One of the taller monkeys came forward, saluted, and hooted. Bob hooted and saluted the monkey, in turn.Astra, her mouth agape once again, was speechless. Well, almost speechless. “How?” was all she could say. “I already told you!” Billingsley huffed. “They came with the place. Castle security.”“Let’s just go.” And so Astra sped ahead, leading the way [BBBB] with a reluctant Bob in tow, his monkeys marching behind him.Out on the beach...
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