Bob's New Crib

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 86595

The island hadn't been that big to begin with, and so the palace swallowed up most of it – moving boulders and all. It was an impressive sight, that much was certain, it's many polished spires soaring hundreds upon hundreds of feet into the air. It's massive iron gates were flanked on each side by 50-foot statues wrought in the likeness of Billingsley. Many were the pillars of the palace, all of tinted marble, and carved into the image of naked women with enormous breasts. On a pair of golden crouching hotties sat Bob's throne, wrought of a single piece of ivory, many steps above the gleaming floor. That's right. He had a throne now. Isn't that nice?

“I hereby proclaim this the Isle of Billings!” the greasy bandit had declared in a booming voice. “And you all are hereby designated my loyal subjects!”

The hotties hooted and hollered and danced, their hooters bouncing about. Even Fred and Alexis got in on the action. Astra, however remained stoic.

Robert noticed her lack of enthusiasm and frowned. “What's the matter, princess? Don't you like your new home?”

“How many times do we have to go over this?” she answered flatly, suppressing a yawn. “It's a moot point, obviously. I'm exhausted. I need a nap.”

And with that she turned and started walking toward the palace. Robert immediately ran after her, saying, “Can I join you?”

“Sleep does sound nice,” Alexis noted.

“Indeed,” Fred agreed.

  1. And so sleep it is for the lot of them.
  2. Just then, one of the hotties has a moment of self realization.
  3. Suddenly the island, under the sheer weight of the palace, begins to sink!

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