Tits and Ass

As Fred led the way towards where he hoped the dragon's lair might be, Exotica began to find it increasely hard to concentrate. What had she been thinking about? It was something to do with Tits, she was sure. Oh well, it probably wasn't anything important. Not as important as the fact that she was feeling hungry, anyway. She could really do with a cookie right now. "I like cookies!" she declared.

Astra clapped her hands. "So do I!" she said. "When we get out of here, I'm going to make Fred and me lots of cookies." Then her face fell. "Except that I don't know how," she realised.

"I'll show you," Exotica said. She knew that she didn't know much, but it just so happened that she did know how to make cookies.

"You could move in with me and Fred. You could be a concu-thingy too. You could show me how to make cookies, and I could show you how to pole dance."

"That sounds like fun."

Fred could not believe what he was hearing. He turned to face the two naked girls who followed close behind him. "What are you saying, Princess?! You can't possibly be a concubine - or a pole dancer, for that matter."

Exotica burst into tears. "It's not fair! Why can't I? Why should Tits have all the fun?"

"Because she's not a princess. Please see reason, Exotica."

"But I don't want to be a princess. And why did you call me Exoti-whatsit? That's not my name. It's a silly name. I can't even say it right. What is my name? I can't remember. What's my name, Tits?"

"No, Tits is my name, silly! But I have an idea. At the club where I worked, they used to say that what men liked was tits and ass. Well I'm Tits, so you can be Ass!" Tits was very proud of herself for being so clever.

Exotica was very impressed. "That's a great name! Nice and short and easy to remember."

"And it suits you," Tits said. "You have a very nice butt."

1. Fred objects that the Princess can't possibly call herself 'Ass'.
2. The moron spell is Equal Opportunity magic. It starts to affect Fred (who wasn't all that bright to start with) as well.

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