Spritely Fred

The sprite leader seemed rather hurt. "I do not understand. You have tasted the magical waters of Sprite. Will you now refuse to obey your thirst? Whether you know it or not, this is what you have wanted since your quest began."

"No," said Fred, suddenly unsure of himself. "I like being a knight. It's fun. I get to slay things...well, eventually I hope. And chicks dig the armor."

"Image is nothing," replied the sprite leader. "Accept your destiny and you may have my sister's hand in marriage." A beautiful she-sprite glided forward and smiled shyly. She had flowing golden hair, deep blue eyes, and lovely unpopped-popcorn-kernel-shaped breasts.

1. Fred demanded to be changed back into a knight.
2. Fred agreed to wed the sprite's sister.
3. Fred explained that he would have to get to know her better before he decided whether to take her as his bride.
4. Please, stop the Sprite jokes before Grant Hill shows up!

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