Tit for That (Ain't No Talking Back)

"One out of a possible ten for the bait and switch. Ben McClellan continues to be one of the worst contributors to extendable fiction in recent memory!"

"Don't waste your time. Look elsewhere for titillating entertainment. Pun intended."

"I'd rather watch Two Moon Junction again than read that crap!"

"What the hell is this crap?!"

"I think the surviving members of The Fugs would be absolutely embarrassed to know that McClellan used one of their song titles for an episode that features no breasts at all."

"This is why I don't read NEQ or Horsehockey -- it's a waste of my time."

1. And the negative reviews continue into the night.
2. Ben is terminated from the Never Ending Quest.
3. Meanwhile, that same running joke continues.
4. Yep, that same running joke continues to continue...
5. Something else happens.
6. Or maybe it doesn't...

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