I Lost Control of My Rock & Roll

"Whoa, it's the King of Horsehockey!" cries Josh Burbank.

"Holy shit, that's the King of Horsehockey!" screams Mitchell.

"The King of Horsehockey! It's the King of Horsehockey!" yell the members of the NEQ Enforcement Squad as they slam on the brakes and question what to do next.

Yes, indeed, just within sight of Horsehockey, its king has appeared. Jupiter, a very tall ten-year-old, took control of the realm at some point during its eight year dormant period (2003-11). Prior to Horsehockey's return in 2011, things were easier. Now, the existance he had easily conquered is well out of his control, but Jupiter is still recognized as the king.

Sadly, Jupiter's mental state has suffered, and he has been reduced to declaring everything and everyone around him as "booger smelly".

Josh, Scott and Mitchell exchange puzzled looks. The NEQ troops all fight the urge to laugh. What next?

1. Josh, Scott and Mitchell take advantage of the confusion to escape back to Horsehockey.
2. Jupiter formally abdicates the throne.
3. Josh walks up and slaps Jupiter hard across his face.
4. Shots ring out.
5. Representatives of Horsehockey appear, and they all strongly deny knowing Jupiter, or recognize his claim as its king.

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