Joker Vs. Paris

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 85825

The Joker pulls in some favors he's spents years crafting and gets his cell placed across from Paris. A horrific hue and cry is raised by thousands who recognize the incognurity of a female being placed across the row from a male. This is stamped down when the presiding judge is sent a Polaroid of his beloved grandaughter sleeping unharmed in her baby carriage. In Spain.
Anywho, Joker plans to talk Paris into insanity. Unfortunately, Paris had been detoxed back into her 'original' self.
After the one hundred and forty eighty 'That's hot', the Joker is tearing at his own skin, trying to bite out his own eyeballs.
"This makes no sense!" he screams. "She can't comprehend basic reality! I said I would show her...her own heart...and she thought, dear diety, that I was saying I would give her a valentine!"
Paris starts insulting the bars, thinking that they had any choice in staying where they were. The Joker tears out handfuls of his own hair. "THEY ARE NOT SENTIENT YOU STUPID BINT!"

  1. The Joker re-stabilizes.
  2. The Joker swallows his own tongue.
  3. Somehow, Paris' cell opens.
  4. Somehow, Joker's cell opens. He flees the entire building, not even stopping to kill anyone.
  5. Paris gets a roomie. Poison Ivy! Things are going okay until Paris confuses the morning glory plant with pot and tries to smoke it.

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