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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 85545

The Saturday Night Live sketch is going well. It's one set in a Starbucks, where Tom Hanks plays a customer growing more frustrated that the people working there don't seem able to grasp his simple request: a simple black coffee, no cream. Instead, they keep offering him the fancy coffee drinks, or insisting that "corporate policy will not allow them" to process his order.

After Hanks mentions something about a clown as the Starbucks C.E.O., Ben McClellan, complete in clown suit and his specially selected bat, walks onto the set.

Where does Ben hit Tom?

  1. His head.
  2. His back.
  3. His stomach.
  4. Both arms.
  5. His testicles.
  6. Both knees.
  7. Right in the ass.
  8. Same as #5 and #8, but Ben hits Tom hard enough to break the bat.
  9. Nowhere. Ben swings wildly, misses, and knocks himself silly.
  10. Nowhere. Ben swings wildly, Hanks breaks character and moves, and the bat flies out of Ben's hands, sailing into the audience. Lots of people get seriously hurt.

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