Inspector Jack

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 85414

Inspector Jack falls on three kids who had snuck over to listen to the yelling, moralizing and to catch a glimpse of boobie (or man ass, in the case of Johnny, who felt weird when watching wrestling). Anywho, nobody was hurt because it was safety glass but Inspector Jack was sued by four different sets of parents anyway.
His lawyer says not to mention three does not equal four as that would be admitting he fell on three kids. Scott and Krissy, meanwhile, have formed a very emotionally fufilling relationship, except for their once a week fights about socks.

  1. Inspector Jack is sued.
  2. The charges are dropped.
  3. Scott strangles himself with a noose made of socks.
  4. By the time the case gets to court, there are forty seven sets of parents involved, despite the sheer impossibillity of Inspector Jack falling on forty-seven kids.
  5. Enitrely by coincidence, both kids die painlessly of seperate carbon dioxide mishaps. Jack is in troooouble!
  6. Josh Burbank exposes himself to seventeen-million people at once. Someone should have been watching the cameras at the Superbowl Half-Time show.

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