...which of course, has Chewbacca in the back corner, knocking back Harvey
Wallbangers and wondering why everyone thinks he's dead. Yes, he was
injured saving Anakin Solo when that moon smashed into the planet but he
recovered. And he went on to fight the Yuzhan Vong, strangle Han's evil
cousin to death, smash several corrupting Sith Holocrons, have three more
sons, form a Jedi-temple branch on his homeworld, travel through time
(just one hour) and, last but not least, tear in half the Dark Sith Lady
Lumiya.
But what is such a noble hero doing in Bob's Goodtime Lounge?
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Han is in the back, negoitating the purchase of control chips for Centerpoint Station.
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Ogling the women, of course. Chewbacca is a 'Skinny', a guy turned on by women with no fur.
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Trying to get a lead on Jaina Solo, who vanished a week ago on a Jedi Academy field trip as a subsitute teacher.
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Chewbacca is getting his drink on! Poor guy needs Alcoholics Anonymous but are YOU going to be the one to tell him?
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It's not the Chewbacca you think...it's a Chewie from an alternate universe where he is two inches shorter and Life-Bonded to Josh Burbank. OH SHIT.
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Chewbacca IS Bob. He retired after injuries sustained in a Corporate Sector civil war. Lowbacca now takes care of the Life Debt.
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