Joe destruction

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 85061

Sara cocks an eyebrow. "Dude." she says. "There's like an infinity of Joes in here. You'll never smash them all."
Scott nods in agreement and swallows a bottle of Xanax, cap and all. "I have problems." he said. "But a Bazooka episode of the G.I.Joe cartoon was playing on a loop when I was stuck overnight in the video store."
Josh looks puzzled. "Couldn't you turn off the tvs?"
"They were very high up!"
Jasper stands up and sits down for no reason. Josh continues. "You could have used a broom handle to reach the off button. Besides, eight hours with one half hour episode? That's like what, sixteen times in a row? And it traumatizes you into destroying someone's property? You're a bit of a wuss."
"Yeah, shut up."

  1. This pointless and mind-numbingly boring conversation continues.
  2. Josh finds a Taurus figure in the Bazooka section and freaks the heck out.
  3. Jasper displays his abillity to manifest small rose petals.
  4. Sara, recalling the first aisle they had passed, talks about how 'Keel-Haul' is a bad code-name for the G.I.Joe admiral.
  5. Using only four 'Greenshirts' and one Cover-Girl figure, Josh manages to offend all of humanity.
  6. Jasper discovers a life-sized recreation of the popular Joe toy, the USS Flagg.

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