Answering The Phone
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 84628
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"Hello." says an oddly accented female voice. Scott, lost in the depths of
his insanity, gleefully ignores his surroundings and concentrates on what
is most important to him; thoughts about the color green. Mmm, green. "Hello." the voice continues. "I am Addialeh Adriana. I am taking English classes from visiting Australian diplomats. Are you by an English speaker?" "I speak English good!" Scott says. "Yays! I am former Iraqi citizens, but I was adopted after my entire family ran away to sell heroin to Pakistani school kids." "That is messed up, dude." "No, I am not a dude. I am full grown woman. Twenty two years old. I maintian the local grounds around here. I make the trees pretty and I grow food to donate to charitable causes. I heard phone rining from this hole I use for seed storage." "Ma'am, this is the hole once used by that jerk Saddam to hide from American forces." "This be fascinating!"
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