Four Years From Now

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 83852

2012...Sarah is running a brutal campaign against President Barack Obama. It's October Fourteenth and the polls show she is running neck and neck. She has to pull out one last twist for victory.

  1. Bring on McCain as her running mate.
  2. Announce (and prove) she is secretly a man.
  3. Hunt and kill random pedestrians from a helicopter.
  4. Bring on Scott Chen and Josh Burbank as co-vice-presidents.
  5. Spontaneously reproduce aesexually. You betcha!
  6. Apologize for being weird.
  7. Kill and devour several Fox news reporters. This gains her many points in the polls.
  8. Envelop Obama in her mouth-flaps and drain off his soul.
  9. Pray really hard.
  10. Organize a dirt-bike rally.

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