Victory!

"To celebrate my victory over the Powers of Chaos...I WILL EAT THIS BOLOGNA SANDWICH!" Joe calls. "With HOT MUSTARD...AND RED ONION! ON WHOLE-WHEAT BREAD!"

Joe begins eating the sandwich, to muffled cheers. Only part of the crowd likes mustard--the rest of them are mostly Miracle Whip fans.

1. The bread is actually RYE. Scandal time!
2. Josh's chaos energy turn the sandwich into a live chicken. Joe is turned inside out.
3. The Powers What Am respond to the Powers That Be by creating Ed the Extremely Schizophrenic Kung Fu Master.
4. Several thousand Scott Burbanks come pouring out of a crack in the earth.
5. Next, Joe celebrates his victory over the Powers of Chamois.
6. Joe's Butless Chaps become infested with fleas. Or flees.

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