Magazine Rack

Among the more odd magazine titles are: Spoonhunter Magazine, Fly Agaric Afficianado, Methadone Fancier, Commienazi Monthly (the Hitler Youth Annual, from the looks of the cover), The Bulletin of the Atomic Wedgie Society, Old Crows Magazine, Newstard, Ex-Boxers for Bob, Bodily Humours Review, Mister Bungle's Week in Review, Bunghole Spotters, The Clown Outlet, and Cheesestealer Monthly, among others.

A few shelves down from this selection, the selection starts getting weird.</>

1. Lots keeps reading off titles
2. Lots moves down to the weird section. What's there?
3. Lots reads Spoonhunter.
4. Lots reads Bodily Humours Review.
5. Lots reads Pseudoscientific American.
6. Lots reads something that's not on the above list.
7. Lots reads a normal magazine. Perfectly normal. Maybe even TOO normal.
8. Lots turns around and goes somewhere safer, like the produce section a few hundred miles away.

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