Spray it, Don't Say It

"Idiots!" Lots snaps.

To show his contempt for the sorry pack of Darwin Awards winners at the bottom of the ravine, Lots drops trou and pees over the edge of the cliff.

"Tinkle tinkle," goes the urine.

1. "CRACK-SNAP!" goes the ledge.
2. "AYYYY MACARENA!!" go the nearby trees.
3. "BOOM CRASH!" goes the helicopter.
4. "My helicopter is full of eels," goes Lots. And, it is. How complicated is eel-removal nowadays, anyway? See the Discovery Channel documentary HERE.
5. "MY PRECIOUZZZZZZZ!' goes Gollum.
6. Suddenly a genetically engineered Generic Meat Beast goes ambling by.

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