Despite now being healthy and human-shaped, she's still Parais Hilton.
Somehow she's now screaming down the interstate, upside down, with the
blades whipping ten feet above the heads of frantic, confused drivers.
Who become even more frantic and confused when they actually spot the
helictoper. Because everyone but your friends suck at driving, right
folks? Anyway...
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somehow Paris rights the copter and flies off into the sunrise.
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Paris dips the copter. Car roofs and heads go flying.
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Paris is shot down by Homeland Security. Her copter plows into three buses full of tourists. Two hundred people die in in the resulting fires.
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Paris is so brain-weird she pilots the helicopter into another dimension.
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Paris presses a red button she imagines is an eject button and leaps out of the copter. By pure luck she avoids the blades.
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the copter hits a highway overpass. Paris is ejected far into the sky and then heads straight for Jimmy's birthday party...
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Paris wakes up from a dream. She's in jail. Still healthy, still crazy.
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Paris decides to flash her now-healthy boobs at the screaming people zooming by below.
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Paris wakes up...in the real world. Turns out she was next to Neo in the tubes. In days, the human rebellion falls apart.
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