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Sara and Jasper are dragged into the dark, shadowy midget realm and placed
before the leader of the Circus-Midget Ninjas, Mini-Carrot Top. The leader
sits on a throne made of platinum credit cards. Bright lights make the
rest of the lair a vague mess, though Jasper sees many doors and three
grand staircases, all very tall and wide. Seems the midgets believe that
Jasper has the secret to defeating the evil midget Pirate-Gardeners of
Pike's Peak.
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Jasper doesn't know.
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He knows but won't tell.
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He knows and spills the beans for he is a little cowardly cry-baby.
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Jasper challenges Mini Carrot-Top to a fight to the death for the right to rule the circus. Unfortunately, the midget is just as insanely buffed as the real Carrot Top.
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Jasper explodes in a shower of gore.
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One by one, the midgets undergo spontaneous midget combustion, until only Mini Carrot Top is left. The fires were just pure coincidence.
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The pirate-gardeners attack.
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The robot-golfers attack.
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The sumo-ninjas attack.
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The gay-mafia midgets rush in and declare the place a disaster area. Except for the kitchen. It's fabulous!
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