The last guy is Boone from Lost, who has been ripped from cosmic limbo and
is now half-crazed. And unconscious. Not the actor, the character.
Steve points at the concussed man. "I saw that. The jerk slept with his
sister."
"Wasn't his biological one." said Sarah, daring the anger of Steve.
"So what? Stupid TV! Always pushing the envelope! In my day, women did
housework in high heels and liked it!" Steve then drools wildly and runs
off to yell at a vending machine. Everyone takes it as their cue to flee.
Except Sarah, who makes sure Boone isn't dead or anything. He isn't.
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Josh finds himself with his head trapped in the sports facillity's snack booth microwave. Due to the rads, he can see through the machine.
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Scott finds himself in the gift shop, seeing how many baseballs he can fit down his secured pants. Ten so far.
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Jasper finds himself on the roof, barfing into the a.c. vent. Jasper is allergic to roofing tar.
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Timmy finds himself in the three-game arcade, desperately confused at the Chinese knock-off Star Wars video game. Who was Luck Skybarker and why did he hate Edoks?
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Bill Murray had called a taxi and was leaving already. Samuel L. Jackson was the driver. Saywut?
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Emperor Galveston had gone catatonic once he realized he was out of the Sam's Club. Catatonic with Josh in a sleeper hold.
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Suddenly, before anyone can get more then five steps, the sprinklers come on.
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The sprinklers soak everyone. With cold bacon grease.
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Five more people thump to the grass. One Stan, Mitchell, Benjamin Button, Bruce and Heck Arthur Parking Brake.
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Just one more person shows up. Scarface, the character as played by Al Pacino. "What the fuck?" he screams. Fortunately, he is weaponless.
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