Oprah: Warrior Talk Show Host

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 82778

Unfortunately this is the reality of Oprah: Warrior Princess. Because of TV ratings restrictions, nobody is actually hurt in their first confrontation, but the tranq guns are destroyed.

  1. Dog-pile on Oprah!
  2. Go back to the Staircase Room for more weapons.
  3. Go back to the Staircase Room for a mass make-out party (Reaibn declines).
  4. Jump up and down (Reaibn encourages this).
  5. Ask Dr. Phil for advice.
  6. Ask Dr. Phil for bacon money.
  7. Summon the Dark Gods.
  8. Summon the Dark Gods and kill them instead. MWA HA HA HA. Socially acceptable violence!
  9. Order pizza and lots of it. Pay with two dollar bills to freak out the delivery people.
  10. Call up Oprah: Warrior Princess for advice on how to capture her. Scarily enough, she gives it. Is pretentious advice her weakness?

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