My Erection is Over

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 82649

Suddenly aroused, Josh jumps up off the sofa and follows Scott, who is chasing after the twenty female and naked roller skaters. Josh was well aware of Scott's luck with women, and the thousands of women he bedded in a ten year period, and while it was painfully obvious that Scott would successfully score with at least six of the skaters by the end of the night, Josh knew that the numbers were in his favor for once. Tonight, Josh was going home with at least one of the skaters!

Predictably, Josh is sidetracked for several crucial hours by a well-timed series of coincidences and hilarious setbacks. Growing more frustrated by the minute, Josh refuses to concede defeat.

Finally, using his specially made GPS which was designed to find Scott no matter where he was in the world, Josh makes it to a clean and attractive four-story hotel in the suburbs next to a busy boulevard. Other national hotel chains, strip malls, gas stations, fast food joints and office tower blocks as far as the eye can see, and we won't even mention the countless SUVs and luxury cars stopping and going. After asking the friendly desk clerk, Josh is sent up to the top floor.

Bursting into the door of the inexcusably expensive and enormous hotel suite, Josh hastily pulls out the pack of Trojans from his pocket, sending a couple of dollars' worth of change and his keys flying across the room. His excitement is stopped dead when he sees none other than Scott in bed with all twenty of the female skaters. Yes, he had slept with every single one of them. It was his new personal best, up from the thirteen women in one day back in 2001 at a particularly wild party held in Duluth.

"Oh, hey Josh," Scott says with a friendly wave. "What took ya so long?"

  1. Josh blows his stack.
  2. Everyone enjoys a hearty laugh and we move onto the next episode.
  3. Wait a second here...Duluth?
  4. Hold on there! What held Josh up for several hours?
  5. Scott and Josh let bygones be bygones, and they engage in their favorite activity together: loudly singing the chorus to "911 Is a Joke" over and over.
  6. Suddenly...Lightnin' Hopkins!

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