As with much that frightens him, Cheney fires wildly at Scott. All the
bullets miss. Scott, in a rare moment of sanity, flees.
But due to lack of author creativity, he runs straight into the Vice
President's office, now a concrete lined safe room with video and audio
monitors hooked into thousands of government officers. Lucite covered
screens line the walls, the floor, the ceiling and even inside the desk
drawers. Fully half of them are tuned to a muted episode of Spongebob
Squarepants, the one where Squidward is watching his big screen tv while
Patrick and Mr. Squarepants play in the box.
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Listen in on Condie Rice's karoke.
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Listen in on George Bush being taught that he has to leave the White House really soon, even a Republican wins.
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Listen in on the McDonalds that the freak Alberto Gonzales is working at.
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Listen in on Alaskan Governer Palin stabbing a moose head mounted in her own office.
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Scott listens in on the padded room John Ashcroft is now in. "Boobies!" mutters the deranged man. "Boobies are coming to get me!"
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Josh listens in on Al Gore. "Fire! Global Warming! Everyone listen to me! I'm super cereal! Everyone! Anyone? Mommy? I'm so alone."
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Scott tries to listen in on this very office and the feedback blows out half the systems plus life support.
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Scott tunes into Barack Obama. Currently there is a rousing musical number entitled 'Obama-Mia'.
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Scott finds Biden's office. Absolutely nothing of interest is happening.
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Scott runs outside, leaps into a huge box and finds Josh crouching in it. They 'go' to Robot-Pirate Island.
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