Tower Services...or...Lots of Pointless Grossness Here.

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 82515

Unfortunatley President Allrepubs had slain all the Staircase Tower Janitors for heartily enjoying a Stephen Colbert comedy special. Looks like the freaky five-some (four-some?) would have to clean up their own bodies.
"I'm not touching Josh." said Sara. "God knows he's full of bodily fluids even before being shot."
Josh is heartily offended.
"Well, then I'll dispose of your body."
"No way, you sick weirdo, you're just going to feel it up."
"GROSS!" said Josh. "Look, Sara, you were shot in the chest. There's nothing to feel up."
Scott cocks an eyebrow. "So...if she hadn't been shot in the chest, you would?"
"Shut up!" Josh screams. He heaves open the lone window. Fog drifts in. "Now toss the bodies out already. We got at least a day before replacement janitors in and I don't want the place stinking."
"Then stop peeing in the sink, you moron!" Sara hisses. "I saw you!"
"Yeah, baby." said Josh. "It's long enough."
"Only male-thing about you, you big girl." Sara grimaces. "You cry when Jasper sings songs originally written by women."
"I got confused as to his gender!"
"My point exactly."
After a four-way slap fight, everyone gets to dumping their bodies out the window. Of course, there's the problem of all the blood everywhere.

  1. Wet-dry vac.
  2. Wait in the other room for replacement janitors.
  3. Josh calls Bill Murray for advice.
  4. Josh decides to call that one service that cleans up crime scenes, not realizing the service has to call the cops first.
  5. President Allrepubs returns and tries to stab everyone. He fails.
  6. President Liberalpants shows up. "I have hope!" he screams and throws a brick of money at Scott's skull.
  7. With the thought having been brought up, Josh feels up LIVE Sara. She throws him across the room and he hands behind the mini-bar.
  8. Josh feels himself up.
  9. Reaibn bursts through the door, screams ZAPPO and in a flash of green light, all the blood is gone. And so is all the furniture.
  10. Scott looks in a linen closet for some old towels and finds Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh. Both are slightly baked on pot. Slightly.

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