Party Time in the Staircase Room!
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 82508
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“I thought you said there was going to be mountains of cocaine and a live
DJ,” carps Dena as soon as she arrives at the so-called ‘party’. “Gawd...I
knew I should’ve stayed home.” She pulls out her cell and begins texting
furiously. “Ya,” Dora concurs as she plays with a strand of hair and chews bubblegum. “Like...do you guys at least have some pot or something? Or ecstacy or like...coke, preferably...” “Even better, ladies,” Scott quickly responds, running up and wedging himself between them. He wraps one arm and around each girl and escorts them in. “We got cheap, domestic beer and greasy pizza. Ah? You know you like it! We got some hot Jenga action goin’ on! Oh ya! And uh...we got some TV and basic cable! Ah? You know you want it!”“We got cheesy puffs, too!” pipes in Josh. He is ignored. “Whatever, Scott,” Dena drones in that grating voice of hers. “I knew something wasn’t right when you called. God, who are these losers? Where’s the coke? I need some coke.”“I’m Lots!” says Lots. He does a little Irish jig, hoping to impress the ladies. It fails utterly. “Uh...” he stammers, “I, uh. I got migraine pills!” Dora’s eyes light up and she frees herself from Scott’s desperate embrace. “Gimme, gimme!”“My name’s Reaibn,” says the one known as...Reaibn. He bows gracefully and attempts to plant a kiss on Dena’s hand. “Hey! Get away, creep!” she protests.Ben removes his shirt and shows off his new tattoo on the small of his back. Everyone is appalled. Jasper lunges at Dena, tackles her to the ground, and begins licking her face. She seems complacent. Scott joins in.Things carry on like this for awhile. Lots feeds Dora pills over in a corner, while trying a number of different jigs to impress her. He must be doing something right because she’s now shirtless. Jasper and Scott continue licking at Dena’s face while she lays there texting on her phone.Ben sighs and settles down next to Josh on the sofa. They hug each other and cry. Which leaves Reaibn. Alone. He sighs and...
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