Sara splashes into a pond and washes ashore. She finds a half-rotted
brochure by a dock. It reads 'Welcome To Camp Crystal Lake'. OH CRAPS.
She looks around. A nearly full moon reveals ivy-choked cabins and
overgrown pathways. An administration has all it's windows smashed in.
Obviously nothing has been around here, human or not.
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Suddenly she hears chanting.
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A half naked guy runs screaming out of the boat house.
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Michael Meyers shows up. "Come on!" she says. "Halloween is a whole different franchise!"
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Ash Williams and a Predator appear.
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Michael Meyers the SNL actor shows up.
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The characters Wayne and Garth run by, chased by Dr. Evil and Mini-Me.
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A bunch of people show up. Only then Sara realizes her shirt is see-thru due to the dip in the lake.
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Nothing much happens for a few moments, then Reaibn lands on Freddy Krueger, killing him.
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Sara finds an old car under a tarp in the garage. She takes it to Las Vegas.
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