Payphones

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 82290

Seven open-sided payphones are by the side of the two lane road. Tall evergreens line both sides except for a fifty yard half-circle around the phones. Moonlight shines down strongly. Somewhere, an owl hoots.
One of the phones has a 24-7 Salvation Army (any problem, any day) number that claims to be local (apparently the duo are in Michigan). But an odd little problem. Being that it is so very local, it's not a 1800 number, it's a regular old area code number and thus, the two need cash to dial the phone. And two of the phones were missing recievers. Sarah finds some coins in her butt pocket.

  1. Ring, ring.
  2. Sara accidentaly dials the wrong number and gets the 'All Gay Men Chat Line'. -They- promise to come pick her and Jasper up and feed them and call the authorities. But...
  3. Sara misdials and gets the 'Free Tacos Delivery Service' which promises to take her and Jasper to a local homeless shelter. And give them (and the shelter) free tacos.
  4. Sara accidentally presses the 'Fire out quarters at high speed' button, according to the LED display.
  5. Sara accidentally hits the wrong -button-, one with spirals and dots. She gets dizzy.
  6. Jasper finds the last phone on the right takes Vicodin instead of quarters.
  7. Josh runs up and swallows one of the recievers. cord and all. The cord is still connected.
  8. One of the other phone rings. Jasper picks it up and Sara hears Ronald Reagan.
  9. Scott Chen runs by, screaming, waving his arms and covered from head to toe with non-toxic, edible green slime.
  10. Sara belches and farts at the same time. Both giggle.

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