Lots42 Taunts Sir Toby

Sir Toby takes the 10 dollars Lots42 gave to him and goes to the offices of the upstream provider for Extend-A-Story to bring the site back up. A clerk at the upstream provider happily accepts the 10 dollars and begins typing furiously into a computer. After a few moments with the computer, the clerk says, "Okay Sir Toby, your site is back up."

Thoughts starting pouring through Sir Toby's mind. Good thoughts. Happy thoughts.

Oh glorious day! My site is back! I can get my life back! No more living on the streets! Yeeee...

Unfortunately, Sir Toby's thoughts were interrupted in mid "yeeeehaaaaw" by the clerk. "Sorry Sir Toby, but your site is back down again. 10 dollars only lasts for about 10 seconds, what with the jerk factor factored in and all. Have a crappy day. Jerk."

Sir Toby was crushed. He was on the verge of getting everything back only to have it all stripped away again.

"Hah! Hehehe. Gwah hah hah!"

Who was that, thought Sir Toby.

"Har! Hahahahah! Hehehe,"

Sir Toby spun around. There was Lots42 doubled up in laughter, tears running down his face because he was laughing so hard. He must have planned this, thought Sir Toby. He knew this would happen. The bastard!

Sir Toby...

1. ...lunges after Lots42. I'm going to kill him, he thinks.
2. ...begins sobbing uncontrallably. He breaks down into a terrible depression.
3. ...begs Lots42 to undo the damage he has done.

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