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[Scene: A loop of several previous episodes, including 71344.]
Director: Hello, and welcome to the director's commentary track for
this particular NEQ thread. I'm your humble director, and with me right
now are Kenny, Joe, and the lighting guy! Say hi, folks.
Kenny: Hiii!
Joe: Hey!
Lighting guy: Wow, I'm so high right now...
Director: (nervously) Well...heh heh! Right, now we're
taking a look at the funeral for Scott Alan Childers, better known as
Scott Chen...
Joe: Wait, his last name is 'Childers?'
Kenny: When did that start?
Director: Well, boys, one of the writers came into a NEQ meeting a
while back and told us all he had this 'groundbreaking' proposal for
developing Scott's character even more than it has been. Typically, we
didn't take notice that much. But this guy's been dropping hints about
Scott's apparent past for the last couple of years, and he only introduced
the so-called major changes in Scott's character within the last nine or
ten months.
Lighting guy: Wow, dude, I could sure use some munchies right now.
Director: I'm sure you do, buddy. Anyway, as I was saying, Scott
Chen now had this long backstory where he was traumatized by a riot at a
high school basketball game which led him to adopt a Chinese surname, as
well as some bit about Scott sleeping with a woman every single day for
ten straight years. We just roll with it, since it is fairly interesting,
but we still don't understand why this writer wanted to change a character
that's been around since '95 so much. Ah, we're now into your scene,
Kenny and Joe...
Joe: That really hurt a lot when Scott, whatever his last name is,
fell on me.
Kenny: Yeah, Joe, you cried for three hours in the dressing room!
Big wimp!
Joe: I am not! Boogerbutt!
Kenny: Don't call me that, Joe! Mom said you were gonna get into
serious trouble if you kept calling me that!
Joe: Whatever, boogerbutt! Boogerbutt, boogerbutt, boogerbutt--
Director: Boys! Boys, boys, boys!
Lighting guy: Nobody cares 'bout your sexual preferences, guy.
Director: Was that really necessary? It's bad enough that you
showed up to the recording session in no shape to perform, but I can't
tolerate slanderous remarks about me!
Joe: Kenny's still a boogerbutt!
Kenny: No, I'm not, Joe! Shut up! FUCKHEAD!
Lighting guy: (suddenly sounding alert) What the...dude!
Where'd you learn that word?
Director: Oh, great, Joe's curled up on the floor and he's crying!
Kenny, does that make you feel good about yourself?
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And this is why director commentary for extendable stories never caught on.
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The commentary continues.
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Back to the story.
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So, where did Kenny learn that horrible word?
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