It's All Been Done

"Look, there's a Wal Mart!" says Jasper. "We can find shelter in there!"

Sara shakes her head. "No, not this time. NOT this time," she says.

"Why not?"

She scowls. "Look, how many episodes feature us walking into a Wal Mart? I mean, it's only been done like a thousand times by now, right?"

"Well, what's wrong with Wal Mart?" Jasper says. "It's a good, solid company. The prices are reasonable, and they turn a consistent profit every quarter. Even if the ones we find are usually staffed by loons."

"But...it's been DONE, Jasper." She sniffs. "It's been done."

1. And yes, it's been done. Everything's been done. TIme...to hang up the towel. Maybe pursue serious careers. What are they now?
2. They try that Italian restaurant instead.
3. They try that Sams Club instead.
4. Sara says something really snooty.
5. A man being eaten by carnivorous gnomes runs out of the store. "See? THAT'S what I mean!" snaps Sara.

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