The World's Most Powerful Tennis Ball Machine

The ball blasts a gargantuan hole through a great old oak tree beside the road...and through a dozen more behind it.

Slowly, the trees fall over. Sara looks at the tennis ball machine in amazement.

"Awesome!" she exclaims. By Jove, she planned to keep this puppy!

1. A cross-country rampage ensues which can only end horribly!
2. A cross-country rampage ensues which can only end hilariously!
3. Sara rides her tennis ball machine to the nearest city and lays seige to a collection agency.
4. Chri--uhh, Jeff Weston--wanders in, says something pithy about the whole situation, and leaves again.
5. Sara shoves her head into the barrel.
6. Sara declares war against an abstract concept of some sort, and sets out to destroy it with her tennis ball machine.

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