Action Cheney

The stuff coming out of the sink isn't water.

When they look closer, they see it's actually filled with plastic Dick Cheney action figures. Sara removes one from the sink and inspects it.

This Cheney is wearing a patriotic, skin-tight superhero costume. He has exceedingly exaggerated musculature, and is carrying a shotgun which, if built to scale, would weigh approximately eighty pounds and looks capable of punching through a tank's armor. "Hey...he even has a kung-fu grip!" she exlaims.

1. The action figure shoots her in the face.
2. The REAL Action Cheney shows up behind them with the world's most gargantuan rifle.
3. ...along with Pimp Nixon, Robot Lincoln, Mighty Taftbot, Harding the Barbarian and Gentleman Shrub. They're an ex-presidential superhero team!
4. Hurricane Shecky chooses that moment to hit.
5. Sara feels a need to burst into song.
6. They find the original Cartbot in a closet. Along with several cheap, shoddy off-brand Cartbot clones.

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