The Blab 2: The remake!

Unfortunately, the number is busy.

She tries another number, but the line goes dead after a couple of rings. The phone booth's frame groans under the mass of flab surrounding it. The smell of old ham permeates the air.

CREEEEEEAAAAK! goes the phone booth. POP! goes a rivet, driven out of the frame by the immense pressure, and punches a bleeding hole into Sara's upper arm. Oozing pasty flab oozes into the hole, and around the edges of the door.

Outside, in the murk, Sara sees Jasper's flopping, half-digested head slowly drifts into view, it's lifeless mouth gaping. Behind it drits a Prius, a cow, a very short yellow schoolbus and a McDonalds sign. Several of the bus' occuptants stare blankly through the windows or play with themselves. She screams.

1. And the phonebooth collapses under the pressure. Sara is killed and digested instantly. We pick up the story with the guy in the trapped Prius.
2. ..or with the retards--uh, sorry, SPECIAL KIDS--in the bus.
3. ..with the broken McDonalds sign.
4. Sara tries to swim the flab! She finds a Hardees floating deep in Josh's fat.
5. Jasper, now without any bones, saves her. He goes on to become a comedian under the name Boneless Joe, with Sara as his assistant!.

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