The Family and the Fishing Net

"Sara, isn't that...?" whispers Jasper.
"Yeah, that's really him!" Sara replies.

Vigoda silently sets down the guitar case, and quickly snaps it open. Producing an eraser the size of a large pillow, Abe Vigoda gets busy erasing himself from the ground up. After three minutes, the famous sitcom star is removed from the realm of the living. The eraser, only 15 percent of it used up, bounces harmlessly onto the floor, settling next to the Coke cooler.

Meanwhile, on the internet, abevigoda.com is changed from alive to dead, and you'd better believe there were some tears shed when the webmasters heard that news.

Back at the gas station, Jasper grabs a copy of People magazine and starts flipping through it. Finding what he was looking for, he reaches for the telephone. "Jasper, buddy, what the hell are you doing?" asks Sara.
"Calling this magazine. Remember, they once said Abe was dead when he wasn't!"
"Yeah, but what good will that do?"
"Oh, I'm just calling to tell them that they're finally right and can stop kicking themselves for that erroneous portion of the article they ran!"

1. Good ol' Jasper, he always has everyone's best interests in mind!
2. Sara picks up the magic eraser and marches straight towards Josh. She's got a hell of an idea.
3. Random '70s television stars begin entering the gas station.

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