Clerks 3: The Sequel

Suddenly, they hear a noise behind them.

They turn around to see the clerk...

1. Spontaneously combust.
2. Crumble.
3. Reproduce by binary fission.
4. Heft a shotgun. "DIE IN THE NAME OF THE OVERLORD, HERETICS!" he screams.
5. Jump straight up through the ceiling.
6. Pull off his own head and throw it at them.
7. Chargin' his lazer.
8. release the drive bee.
9. Rock out with the band.

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