Josh: in SHATNERVISION!

This Josh is much smaller...in exactly the same way that a blue whale is smaller than the moon.

"I don't...know," he wheezes. He pauses to gasp with every word. Outside of the pressurized, oxygenated environment of his suit, he laws of physics are catching up to him. "It's...not...easy."

He gasps, moans, and raises a hand to his mouth containing a Twinkie. This he pops into his mouth, wrapper and all, and chews. "Bring me...that box of...Zingers...would you?" he wheezes, managing to raise a giant flabby arm to point at a shelf. "I'd get it, but...it's kind of a long way."

1. Jasper brings him the Zingers.
2. Sara and Jasper run away as fast as they possibly can.
3. This Josh, too, splits open, to reveal another Josh who is merely somewhat fat. Now we're getting somewhere.
4. Sara jogs around the world.
5. The Twinkie is eighteen years old and covered with hallucinogenic mold. Josh's surroundings explode in a storm of flowers.
6. William Shatner climbs out of the cold case.
7. Suddenly, bug-eyed elves come out of a hatch in the floor. Josh goes nuts trying to catch and eat them.

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