no dessert for freddy boy

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 80049

Fred motions another server over, so he can look at a dessert menu. However, this fails spectacularly because the entire place is in a panic over Fred's butchering of his previous server.

"You murdering murderer!" yells a witch at another table. "For the love of the seven-eyed hag of Yser-theron, Belboz, why did you bring this raving sociopath in here?"

Belboz makes apologetic shrugs, wincing, "So sorry Lady Hagrisda! I will get him out right away." He then stands up and grabs Fred's arm. " Lets get a move on Fred, I think that it's time for you to.."

"Its time for me to get some service!" interrupts Fred, his face turning a very dark shade of red. "FFffFFffff! he explains, spittle raining upon Belboz's robes. "I cannot believe the temerity of these people, refusing to bring me a menu because I was forced to dispatch the serving girl for daring to ask a noble to pay for his food. Its shameful, Belboz, FfffFFfff! Shameful!" He then yells "BRING A DESSERT MENU OVER HERE OR ILL DISPATCH THE LOT OF YOU SMARMY BASTARDS!"

Belboz sighs and considers his next course of action...

Belboz is in a pickle, and Fred has lost it again. What happens next?

  1. Belboz transports himself and Fred back to his cave, feeling that this has happened before. He then calms the knight down.
  2. Belboz blasts Fred with a 'Befuddle' spell then leads him out of the restaurant.
  3. Belboz waits patiently on that dessert menu. Babysitting a psychopath takes it out of you.
  4. The Restaurant is deserted. Fred hunts down his own dessert menu, then goes to the kitchen and prepares it himself.
  5. Something involving mass amounts of murder. And torture. It isn't good.
  6. Belboz gets the hell out of there. We stick with Fred
  7. Belboz gets the hell out of there. We stick with Belboz
  8. Fred calms down. Where was he? Oh man, he forgot his medicine again.

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