Coming towards the trio are five ATVs, piloted by furries!
"Oh GOD!" screams Jasper. "They're after me because I used to be canine!
They wanna know what it is like!"
The five people, all dressed in Pekinese-furry suits, get closer. The
trio...
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hides in the store dumpster.
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runs down the street to hide in a comic book store run by an OCD patient.
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man-up.
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woman-up.
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run around in circles, panicking.
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link arms and sing a hideously obscene sea chanty.
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pull out their Transformation Discs and turn into the Ultra-Cops.
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are captured by the furries and dragged off to Otaku-Land, the air-conditioned work-shed behind Jerry McFreddan's house.
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convinced the furries to leave them alone and get girlfriends. Two of the guys start making out. Close enough.
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summon Scott Chen for help. Scott starts eating dirt and flinging cans of artifical cheese. Close enough.
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