"Well, anyway, once there was a kid named Ash and he wanted to be the
greatest Pokemon trainer of all time. Fortunately he had it in with
Professor Oak, an independently wealthy scientist with a thing for his mom
and..."
Sara slaps Josh, dislodging several fleas, a twig and an expired lotto
ticket. "Josh, you moron, that the Pokemon story! Shut up!"
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Josh launches into his own story.
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Josh starts in on the Care Bear story.
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Josh tells Optimus Prime story, but Prime is now a horribly abusive 'Energon-holic' who beats Jazz with a crowbar.
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Josh somehow tells Sara's prom-story.
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Suddenly, from the conveinence store comes a purple, runny blob. In it's wake it leaves delicous chocolate, even the stuff that was once delicous chocolate. It tries to avoid the humans.
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Josh tells his story in Pig Latin. Jasper swiftly goes insane.
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Josh tells his story while standing on one foot. How mundane.
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Josh tells his story while interspersing it with horribly boring details, like how water feels and the color of butter.
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