Sock--It's What's For Dinner!

You're sort of hungry--fortunately, you know just what to do.

You tug off your shoes and socks, and quickly eat your socks.

Mmmm, tasty!

Felina recoils in horror-both at the horrid aroma of feet and the fact that you just ate two pairs of athletic socks!

1. "It's okay, they're vegan!" you say.
2. And to think people laughed at you for wearing socks made of Stilton cheese. Well, who's laughing now?
3. Wait--two pairs? You wear two pairs of socks?
4. The socks are full of fungi and mildew. You both begin to hallucinate wildly.
5. Offer to shave and oil Felina.
6. Ask Felina to check the backseat of the hovercar and look for anything useful.
7. Ask Felina for ~[NO CARRIER]~

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