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Josh's funeral is being held on the top of Mount Rushmore; apparently Josh
actually owned the land above two non-consecutive presidents. Anywho, it
was a dark, dreary day and people were starting to show up. Rain began to
sprinkle down.
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The priest is Don King.
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One Stan bursts into tears.
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An A.I.M. soldier, with his yellow beehive helmet folded back, shows up with cookies. And love..
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Who owns the land above the other two Presidents?
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One by one, all by accident, everyone who has shown up falls off of Lincoln.
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Scott Chen fufills his life dream by peeing on Washington's nose.
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A raccoon causes the apocalypse.
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Part of Lincoln's head folds back and the Swedish Abstinence Bikini Team rises up on a blue platform.
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The grave had been dug too close to the edge and Josh's coffin slides out and over. Josh's body, naked from the waist down, falls out.
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Will Johnson, the world's most incompetent cannibal, tries to capture and eat one of the funeral goers.
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