After hooking up a new TV (and thankfully getting all the weird channels
again) the Staircase Room Idiots discover Josh can now project, like a TV
screen, images from his mouth.
So of course, Josh finds the filthiest, most disgusting TV station and
constantly projects it on things, mostly Sara's chest.
"Haw, haw." says Scott. "Boobies on boobs." For indeed, that is what was
happening. Acne-riddle, sagging boobs (not that there was anything wrong
with that) on Sara's naturally high, melon shaped wonders. Covered by a
non-see thru white shirt. The difference made Josh's brain shut down and
he fainted. The projection stopped. Sara then wrote on Josh's face 'I cry
at fruit commercials'. Which was funny because it was true.
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Anyway...
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Suddenly, a human-sized version of Optimus Prime smashes through the wall.
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Scott takes a long pee out of the lone window.
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While still out of it, Josh starts drooling. An alternate series MacGyver, starring a drug-addled Rush Limbaugh, begins silently projecting on the ceiling.
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Lots42 runs through, screaming at the top of his lungs, covered in McCain Pailin bumper stickers and being chased by Victorian Era vixen-girls. "He saw our bare tails!" they cry. "Get him!"
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Boring stuff happens.
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A horde of monkeys calmly walk by.
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Reaibn of 2000 shows up. "I wish there was a tv show about real people who crash on an island and must survive..." he muses.
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Lots42 of 1983 shows up. "Lookit my muscles!" he cries, displaying his elbows.
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Alternate universe Stephen King shows up. One who has all his creativity...but has been forced to work in fast food all his life to support his family.
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