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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 79542

Surprising nobody, the indomitable Mrs. Palin was the star.
"Hmmm." said Sarah Hewitt, dressed for no reason like a ninja, "Is this the Sarah pre-Obama win or post-Obama win?"
Josh stands up. "Woman, what?"
"Well, I'm just wondering how the rest of this episode is going to go."
Reaibn runs in from the kitchen. "Woman! You know it's two more months to the election! Palin has lots more time to utter horrifying gaffes of embarassing idiocy!"
"Good to know!"
Meanwhile, back to the TV. Palin is chasing a 300 pound grizzly bear, armed only with a soup ladle. It's a kind of a spoon!

  1. The bear escapes.
  2. Palin kills and skins the bear, using only the ladle.
  3. The bear kills and devours Palin, prompting the Secret Service to visit the Staircase Room. They promptly become trapped inside.
  4. Sarah Hewitt walks on the ceiling. She is a ninja.
  5. Palin leaps out of the TV and tries to strangle Josh for having the perfectly legal opinion she is nuts.
  6. The Blue Rajah shows up.

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